




Thanks to my roommate. for taking so much effort to send me some 'raya' food in UTP. Atleast i get the chance to eat ketupat and rendang..i reli appreciate it.. =)
Thursday, November 26, 2009
SALAM AIDIL ADHA
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Sunday, November 22, 2009
MEMORIES OF JULY09 SEMESTER












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Thursday, November 19, 2009
CAN'T WAIT FOR IT!
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RINDUKU KEPADA SI DIA




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Friday, November 13, 2009
I'VE BEEN HIT BY A CAR
This afternoon when i was on my way back to my room from the examination hall, something terrible happened. As I crossed the road at the front of the hall, a car was speeding at approximately 120km/h nearby lost its control and hit me with enough force to kill an elephant. That enormous force caused my body to flew a few meters back. I felt a great amount of pain on my chest, perhaps my ribs were broken from that impact. The car that hit me did not stop for me, instead, it drove off quickly. Two security guards nearby who saw that incident approached me.
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Thursday, November 12, 2009
AN ARTICLE FOR FRIENDS AND LOVERS

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Saturday, November 7, 2009
CAT JOKES.. ENJOY IT!
The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to Heaven. Again the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer. The mice answer, "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says, "Say no more," and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.
About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him in a deep sleep on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you arrived?"
The cat stretches and yawns and replies, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending by are theeeeeeee best!!!"
A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was killed. His friend immediately wired him with the message: "Your cat died!"
In a few hours he was back home, having cut short his trip in grief and anger at his friend, whom he told "Why didn't you break the news to me gradually? You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message 'Your cat climbed up on the roof today', and the next day you could've written, 'Your cat fell off the roof' and let me down slowly that he died."
After a quick memorial service, the bachelor left again to continue his trip. A few days later he returned to his hotel and there was a message waiting for him from his friend. It read, "Your mother climbed up on the roof today."
The taxi arrives and as the couple go out the cat shoots back in. They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explains to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab: "Sorry I took so long," he says, "stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little bastard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."
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